President Palin’s First 100 Days are a Disaster!

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NRO’s Victor Davis Hanson rounds up the top news stories from President Palin’s young administration and the horrific direction she’s taking our country. OMG! Thanks to our free speechifying media for doing their jobs and keeping all Americans informed, it’s not too late to stop this mad woman destroying our country ! So grab your teabags, anti-war signs, code pink costumes, petitions, laptops, crackberries, cell phones, tweets and join me and other patriots in solidarity to take our country back! Oh wait…..

LET THEM EAT MOOSE
“Ted Stevens may have gotten off,” wrote Bob Herbert in the New York Times, “but he taught our Sarah something first — like using $100-a-pound beef for her state dinners. And what’s this $50 mil for her inauguration gala? Since when do you fly in your favorite pizza-maker from across the country on our dime? Or send the presidential 747 for a spin over the Big Apple for a third-of-a-million-dollar joyride? Does Palin think she’s still in Alaska and has to have everything flown in from the South 48 by jumbo jet?”

WASILLA CHIC
Also in the Times, Gail Collins weighed in on the already-tired yokelism of the new commander in chief. “What we’re getting is Wasilla chic. That’s what we’re getting. She arrives in the Oval Office, and first thing sends back Blair’s gift of the Churchill bust as if it’s a once-worn Penney’s outfit. Then she gives the Brits some unwatchable DVDs as a booby prize — as if she idled the old Yukon and ran into Target’s sale aisle. Did Sarah send Bristol into Wal-Mart back in Anchorage for that ‘engraved’ iPod for the queen? And what’s this don’t-bow-to-the-queen stuff, but curtsy for a Saudi sheik? Maybe that explains why she brags to Stephanopoulos about her ‘Muslim faith.’ So far, the best things going for her are Todd’s biceps.”

IT’S THE MATH, STUPID!
“Well,” lectured Paul Krugman, again in the Times, “we were worried that they didn’t teach math at Idaho U., and now we know for sure they don’t. Is it $1.6 trillion, $1.7 trillion, or $2 trillion in red ink this year? Are we supposed to be impressed that she offers ‘fiscal sobriety’ by cutting 0.003 percent of the budget? She gives out money to those who don’t pay taxes and calls it a tax cut. And now Queen Sarah tells us that in four years she’ll ‘halve’ the deficit, as if she hasn’t borrowed another $5 trillion in the meantime. Does she think we’re morons? How many ‘Drill, baby, drill!’ oil wells can she tap into up there in Alaska to pay for the extra $11 trillion in debt she’s saddling us with?”

WORSE THAN ‘NUCULAR’
ABC’s Katie Couric summed up the general disappointment with the president’s communication skills. “I tried to warn the American people in that interview a few years back what they would get if they voted for her. Let’s face it: She’s a walking embarrassment. I mean just count ’em up: The mayor of Wasilla thinks Austrians speak some lingo called ‘Austrian.’ Then she tries her hand at Spanish and comes up with some concoction, ‘Cinco de Cuatro.’ Next thing she’ll walk into the window of the Oval Office and expect it to open — oops, she’s already done that. No wonder that when her Teleprompter stalls, she shuts her mouth until it catches up. I’m surprised she managed to get sworn in. And did she think that tasteless ‘Special Olympics’ slur was funny? Or making fun of octogenarian Nancy Reagan’s séances? No wonder Wanda Sykes feels at home.”

Oh, there’s more, sniff, just too verklempt to repeat the sacred words (and push Fair Use too far) of Frank Rich, Sally Quinn, MoDo, Chris Matthews, Eugene Robinson and Howard Kurtz.

….nevermind and God Bless America 🙂

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5 responses to “President Palin’s First 100 Days are a Disaster!

  1. plainjane31

    I just love a little humor at BO’s expense. I hope someone sends this to Gov. Palin so she can laugh, too.

  2. LOL plainjane, I just can’t take the serious media seriously anymore! This is all I have left, thanks to Mr. Hanson 🙂

  3. SYD

    I really wish I could laugh at the media. Anymore, though, I can’t find it in me.

    Did you see this: http://www.reclusiveleftist.com/2009/05/14/oldest-depiction-of-female-form-shows-that-modern-archaeologists-are-pornsick-misogynists/

    Apparently it is the American media that is making this Goddess figurine out to be an object of porn. Cuz, if you read the responses… you find out that the archeologist is not assuming that.

    Only in America.

    I have had it.

  4. syd – so ya think that’s where “intelligent design” originated? First prototype for “woman”. Actually, that’s how men see us today…just T&A 🙂

  5. Mark

    If you would get off MSNBC media .you will see how MSNBC lies.Don’t take my word for it.Try do as many have done already.Go off this media of msnbc-nbc-cnn-abc and look at Fox News and then go back to MSNBC and then back to Fox news.You will find that it is MSNBC -CBS-ABC-NBS -CNN are the ones who are lying of all news that they just don’t want you to hear the truth. I use to watch Today show now, I will not.

    I am not telling you to say this as to make you go.I am just asking that you do not just raly on MSNBC and the rest for the truth. I am just saying that it is up to you to really see who is not telling the truth and who is.And it will take a while for you to see that it’s msnbc who are lying to you all.I have never ever thought that a main stream media can lie to the peole of America for their political gain of the people to help them spread their lies