Don’t give up your day job Mrs. Obama

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Michelle Obama on NBC's Jay Leno Show

The much anticipated appearance by FLOTUS on the Jay Leno show last Friday night was uncomfortable at best, especially with that annoying sattelite delay that threw the timing off. As fans of comedy know, it’s a buzz killer. Or was it the dress with the dead bat stapled to her shoulder? Meh.

With all due respect, the “script” was not funny to begin with, including some black/white, wee-wee and poop zinger bombs. Sadly, probably White House approved…and obviously heavily edited for the video.

Much thanks to Michelle Obama’s Mirror’s Blog for putting together the complete set of Ten@Ten with Jay Leno

What are Sasha and Malia dressing up as for Halloween?
The H1N1 virus and Nurse Ratchet

Who disciplines the kids more, you or the President?
To be honest, we’ve both been focusing on Bo lately. He gets all we-weed up just like they do over at FOX. I just hope we can break him of that habit so we won’t have to ban him from the White House too.

Can you name all 6 Brady bunch kids in 10 seconds?
Sure, but did you notice that all of them were white?

What do you whisper to the President after one of his great speeches?
TOTUS did a good job that time, honey.

What’s on your iPod?
Well of course I still have all of Barack’s speeches, as well as all of Ludacris’ wonderful Raps, especially “Obama is Here”

Would the President rather have world peace or the White Sox win the World Series?
Ha, ha ha. You’re kidding right,Jay? “White” Sox? You crack me up.

Have you ever been nervous meeting someone for the first time, if so who? Nervous? No, not really, but Carla Bruni did elicit some other strong emotions.

What’s the President’s most annoying habit?
Well, I don’t really like it when he brings TOTUS into the bedroom. Other than that he’s perfect.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
Standing next to Carla.

How did you celebrate Bo’s (the dog) birthday?
We let him poop on Air Force One.

Unfortunately, Jay also suffered his lowest ratings to date.

Now about that day job…….?

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  1. Modem X

    That does look like a dead bat stapled to her shoulder.

    Perhaps it’s intended to distract from the fact that she’s wearing another sofa cover.

    I don’t understand her. Sometimes she dresses well, sometimes she dresses bizarrely.