Dear Mrs. Giraffe, About Your Son Geoffry’s Plumpiness….”

Here come the Obesity Police !

Thanks to Mrs. Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign and task force, some school districts are sending out letters of concern to parents of, uhm, healthy children? Based on BMI Calculators ?!

Oh, and the budget to stalk monitor these children, probably the price of reinstating recess and PE in public schools. D’oh.