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Democratic National Convention Schedule Leaked

Obama rehearsing his acceptance speech.

Democratic National Convention Schedule

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America ‘ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great Balls of Fire”

5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States

6:00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium
/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovitch rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fishes – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

Note: There is one omission in the list above — Memorial recognition of Obama’s surrogate son, Trayvon, will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.


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A Message from OFA’s Team WTF 2012

via Days of Change, great find !


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No Offense To Kim

Butt I get the metaphor 🙂


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I’m Sure Regina Benjamin is a Lovely Lady and Competent Surgeon General, Butt…..

Wow. Oh. Wow. The Clash of the Titans takes on a new meaning. Or something 🙂

I really do try hard to find something nice to say about the Obama Administration. {{{facepalm}}}

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Portrait of the First Lady’s Style, via the Klingon Battle Cruiser Fundraiser

Oh wait, maybe it was Nick’s Kids’ Choice Awards ?

Courtesy of the Delicious Terrell After Math.

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The White House Unveiling of President Bush’s Official Portrait

Stolen from Charles Glasser on Facebook.

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May Day 2012

H/T votermom at The Crawdad Hole

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Ode to Jim Treacher and the MOTUS !

I bow to him …AND….

Always the MOTUS !

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So, How GREEN Was Your Earth Day ?

Hmmmm? Hmmmm? Hmmmm? Well, maybe not this green, but more snarkilicious details over at MOTUS, Queen of All Things Green and Other Color Pops

Now here in the ole’hometown, we do have an annual Ode to Garbage held at this beautiful park built on a mountain of garbage. Of course, all events were cancelled today due to historic Gore-bal Warming monsoon rain conditions. It’s almost as though Mother Earth did this on purpose….stay inside, leave me alone!

Mount Trashmore, Virginia Beach, VA

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Happy Freaking Tax Season, Thanks Obama….

I know how you feel.

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