17 Days! and I’m envious. Safe travels, and please don’t forget the little people. Here’s a hint….
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MeLe KaLiKiMaKa Obamas !
Filed under Heroes and Hypocrites
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyhow, or…..
Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain… GOOD!Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTEN!!! Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables bad for you?Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO… Cocoa bean! Vegetable!!! Cocoa bean best feel-good food around!Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale.
VIA my sanity connections at iOwnTheWorrrrrrrrrld and Doug Ross
Filed under Feeling Groovy, Shiny Objects
Cozy is the new Claustrophobia – Manhattan Style
$700/month for a 90 sq ft “microstudio” apt in Manhattan ? :shudder: I felt a panic attack coming on just watching this video. I LOVE NYC, but for $700/mo, I better be living over a deli.
Via iOTW
Filed under Shiny Objects
iOTW: Tsunami(oh mommy!) Videographer has Titanium Testicles
Updated: new video link added and non-working link taken down.
Because now I know why they call it “Mother” Nature. This video (a little over 5 minutes) is a little more graphic than the sanitized news editions, as you’ll know some of the humans didn’t make it, on top and in those buildings….but it’s not about them as much as the force of this natural occurrence. A real come to Jesus moment, and bless those lost souls 😦
iOwntheWorld said it and prepared me the best “And, by the way, photographer man, you have titanium testicles, just so ya know.”
Filed under New Media
iOTW: Drill Baby Drill
Yes indeedy, a great campaign sign….of course, it’ll be union made.
via those very witty kids at iOwnTheWorld
Filed under Political Snark, Shiny Objects
Political Palate Cleanser via iOTW
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Filed under New Media, Shiny Objects
Thank a Veteran for Protecting your Rights to be an Asshole…
11-11-10 … not only today, but everyday, thank a veteran for their service….
via the always cool iOTW
Filed under Heroes and Hypocrites, New Media
