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All Hail Shelby Fluffy’s “Jobs, Jobs, Jobs” (video from 2011)

So, how are we doing so far? I saw over at White House Dossier another livestream/campaign road trip by our President promoting, wait for it, jobs! I missed it, but whenever I hear about Obama concerned about jobs, I think of Shelby Fluffy. I have a feeling I didn’t miss anything…new.

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Crabby Hat Thursday, When Tinfoil Hats Stop Working

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My friend Keith Koffler’s blog rounded up the Top Two Dozen Obama Phony Scandals and they are dirtier than the bottom of the Sarah Palin dumpster corporate media has been diving in since 2008. When I read Keith’s list, I retired the tinfoil, sold all my stock in Alcoa and decided to spend the rest of my political activist days just being crabby. To wit:

1. IRS targets Obama’s enemies: The IRS targeted conservative and pro-Israel groups prior to the 2012 election. Questions are being raised about why this occurred, who ordered it, whether there was any White House involvement and whether there was an initial effort to hide who knew about the targeting and when.

2. Benghazi: This is actually three scandals in one:
◾The failure of administration to protect the Benghazi mission.
◾The changes made to the talking points in order to suggest the attack was motivated by an anti-Muslim video
◾The refusal of the White House to say what President Obama did the night of the attack

3. Watching the AP: The Justice Department performed a massive cull of Associated Press reporters’ phone records as part of a leak investigation.

4. Rosengate: The Justice Department suggested that Fox News reporter James Rosen is a criminal for reporting about classified information and subsequently monitored his phones and emails.

5. Potential Holder perjury I: Attorney General Eric Holder told Congress he had never been associated with “potential prosecution” of a journalist for perjury when in fact he signed the affidavit that termed Rosen a potential criminal.

6. The ATF “Fast and Furious” scheme: Allowed weapons from the U.S. to “walk” across the border into the hands of Mexican drug dealers. The ATF lost track of hundreds of firearms, many of which were used in crimes, including the December 2010 killing of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry.

7. Potential Holder Perjury II: Holder told Congress in May 2011 that he had just recently heard about the Fast and Furious gun walking scheme when there is evidence he may have known much earlier.

8. Sebelius demands payment: HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius solicited donations from companies HHS might regulate. The money would be used to help her sign up uninsured Americans for ObamaCare.

9. The Pigford scandal: An Agriculture Department effort that started as an attempt to compensate black farmers who had been discriminated against by the agency but evolved into a gravy train delivering several billion dollars in cash to thousands of additional minority and female farmers who probably didn’t face discrimination.

10. GSA gone wild: The General Services Administration in 2010 held an $823,000 training conference in Las Vegas, featuring a clown and a mind readers. Resulted in the resignation of the GSA administrator.

11. Veterans Affairs in Disney World: The agency wasted more than $6 million on two conferences in Orlando. An assistant secretary was fired.

12. Sebelius violates the Hatch Act: A U.S. special counsel determined that Sebelius violated the Hatch Act when she made “extemporaneous partisan remarks” during a speech in her official capacity last year. During the remarks, Sebelius called for the election of the Democratic candidate for governor of North Carolina.

13. Solyndra: Republicans charged the Obama administration funded and promoted its poster boy for green energy despite warning signs the company was headed for bankruptcy. The administration also allegedly pressed Solyndra to delay layoff announcements until after the 2010 midterm elections.

14. AKA Lisa Jackson: Former EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson used the name “Richard Windsor” when corresponding by email with other government officials, drawing charges she was trying to evade scrutiny.

15. The New Black Panthers: The Justice Department was accused of using a racial double standard in failing to pursue a voter intimidation case against Black Panthers who appeared to be menacing voters at a polling place in 2008 in Philadelphia.

16. Waging war all by myself: Obama may have violated the Constitution and both the letter and the spirit of the War Powers Resolution by attacking Libya without Congressional approval.

17. Biden bullies the press: Vice President Biden’s office has repeatedly interfered with coverage, including forcing a reporter to wait in a closet, making a reporter delete photos, and editing pool reports.

18. AKPD not A-OK: The administration paid millions to the former firm of then-White House adviser David Axelrod, AKPD Message and Media, to promote passage of Obamacare. Some questioned whether the firm was hired to help pay Axelrod $2 million AKPD owed him.

19. Sestak, we’ll take care of you: Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel used Bill Clinton as an intermediary to probe whether former Rep. Joe Sestak (D-Pa.) would accept a prominent, unpaid White House advisory position in exchange for dropping out of the 2010 primary against former Sen. Arlen Specter (D-Pa.).

20. I’ll pass my own laws: Obama has repeatedly been accused of making end runs around Congress by deciding which laws to enforce, including the decision not to deport illegal immigrants who may have been allowed to stay in the United States had Congress passed the “Dream Act.”

21. The hacking of Sharyl Attkisson’s computer: It’s not clear who hacked the CBS reporter’s computer as she investigated the Benghazi scandal, but the Obama administration and its allies had both the motive and the means to do it.

22. An American Political Prisoner: The sudden decision to arrest Nakoula Basseley Nakoula on unrelated charges after protests in the Arab world over his anti-Muslim video is an extraordinarily suspicious coincidence. “We’re going to go out and we’re going to prosecute the person that made that video,” Hillary Clinton allegedly told the father of one of the ex-SEALs killed in Banghazi.

23. Get rid of inconvenient IGs: Corporation for National and Community Service Inspector General Gerald Walpin was fired in 2009 as he fought wasteful spending and investigated a friend of Obama’s, Sacramento Mayor and former NBA player Kevin Johnson. The White House says Walpin was incompetent.

24. Influence peddling: An investigation is underway of Alejandro Mayorkas, director of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, who has been nominated by Obama for the number two post at the Department of Homeland Security. Mayorkas may have used his position to unfairly obtain U.S. visas for foreign investors in company run by Hillary Clinton’s brother, Anthony Rodman.

So, maybe wearing a crab hat isn’t as raaaaacist as wearing tinfoil ? I may be onto something, something good, I don’t know……

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Dear Media, What’s the Buzz, Tell Me What’s Happening ?

Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice were prophetic with their lyrics in the early 70’s, here’s proof. This tune always dances in my head whenever I see modern media chase squirrels instead of “phony scandals“. Then Keith Koffler comes along and gives me back some hope 🙂 Will we heed the warnings ? They are there. Enjoy the video……

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White House Dossier: The Roots of Paul Ryan (Video)

From 1998 as a Congressman-Elect, a 2 minute intro of a future Vice President. Congratulations Team Romney-Ryan 2012, I am stoked !

via Keith Koffler

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A Day Without Sunshine ….

White House Press Corps circa Kennedy

….Would be missing my daily fix at the White House Dossier. Keith writes:

During the Democratic primaries in 2008, I asked a liberal friend of mine whether he was going to support Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. He thought for a second and casually responded, “Obama.”

Now who hasn’t had this conversation with an Obama supporter ? I asked him why he would support Obama over Clinton, given that they had basically the same proposals but she had more experience and we knew so much more about her.

His answer, in essence, was: “Obama!”

We all have our favorite daily drive-bys, WHD is one of my favorites for no other reason than to see what time Obama gets out of bed in the morning/starts his day (average: noonish). Take THAT you hard working tax paying working stiffs ! Just shut up! <—-2012 Democratic Party talking point, FYI.

Since 2008, my favorite daily blog visits include heavy populations of former Dems wondering what happened to their party of ideas and compassion. Many are on my blog roll, please visit them and lend them support. Like minds and all that stuff reflected in the tags.

Oh, and I think Jeremy Hoop is Hawt:

He had me at Jackass chasing a dumb Pachyderm 🙂

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White House Press Secretary Jay “Frasier Crane-y” Carney sings Buttons and Bows

Cute scene, can’t help but think this is a metaphor for the Obama What-What-White House preps for Pressers. Enjoy….

When you go before a live T.V. audience, and you’re unprepared, hilarity ensues. Inspired by Keith Koffler, White House Dossier. H/T third season of “Frasier”

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Somber Day

UnSomber President 😦

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Reasons to Re-Elect President Obama


Graphic via DancingCzars

I laughed at this list until I realized they were all true !

I just wanted to gather some of the good, valid reasons to re-elect President Obama all in one place. No particular order.

•Because someone said ‘Etch-a-Sketch’ in some context.
•Because Mitt Romney used to work for a private equity firm, which is not ok.
•Because that guy killed Trayvon Martin.
•Because Mitt Romney paid the amount of taxes he was legally required to pay, and not more.
•Because ‘under’ President Obama, we have come out of a recession, bottomed out, and (perhaps?) begun an economic turnaround in a mind-bogglingly quick 3 years or so. (I think prior recessions have all lasted several centuries, at least, so mad props to Obama for this stellar achievement.)
•Because Georgetown University doesn’t necessarily want to buy birth control pills for one particular well-coiffed, upper-class white woman who will probably be making $150k+ pretty soon.
•Because Rush Limbaugh called that woman a bad name.
•Because the preceding two things means there’s a ‘war on women’.
•Because of all the Romney flip-flops, as tantalizingly hinted at in a hilarious youtube video premised on a 10-year-old Eminem song that doesn’t actually really show any flip-flops per se.
•Because of the Osama bin Laden assassination (i.e. because President Obama didn’t prevent it from occurring).
•Because various Hollywood celebrities really want him to be and think those who don’t are stupid idiots.

Via Rhymes With Cars and Girls

And, as Keith Koffler noticed, nothing’s ever his fault ! Obama’s Blame Game

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I’m Supporting for the 2012 GOP Nomination for President of the United States…..

Ta-dah….

….a brokered convention.

If it can’t be Sarah, can it please be someone who sends butterflies to my belly and fires up my political lost soul ? Tingles down my leg would be nice too. And fer crissakes, please give me a media that doesn’t require a drool rag when they come within 200 feet of Obama. And thank you George Washington for refusing to be a Monarch as First Prez. You got it.

That’s what we’re celebrating today, Happy President’s Day! Oh, and did Obama come out of the WH today and see his shadow ? Yes? EIGHT MORE MONTHS OF CAMPAIGNING, or unemployment, or something 😉

With a loving shout out to my buds at The Crawdad Hole, Newsbird and Keith Koffler. You all get it too.

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Preview of President Obama’s STFU Speech on 1-24-12

My bad, SOTU speech 😉

Am I close ? With a big hug to After Math from his newest photoshop phan. Good stuff !

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