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Happy Hal’O’bamaween w/dating tips,glamour and inmates

Cutest airbrushed pumpkin evah, though losing air, eh Glamour? I so wanted to post the 1500 Inmate Thriller video instead of this, but what the hey, it’s Halloween Season of Scary Stuff and Politics 🙂

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Beware of cute men !

Ok, some serious Halloween serious scary topics, and to help you erase the above fluffy horror porn from your memory…..the TOP 100 Scary Movie List

Not enough? Try this:

Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm? Ok, this should work:

Go Yankees 🙂

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Don’t give up your day job Mrs. Obama

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Michelle Obama on NBC's Jay Leno Show

The much anticipated appearance by FLOTUS on the Jay Leno show last Friday night was uncomfortable at best, especially with that annoying sattelite delay that threw the timing off. As fans of comedy know, it’s a buzz killer. Or was it the dress with the dead bat stapled to her shoulder? Meh.

With all due respect, the “script” was not funny to begin with, including some black/white, wee-wee and poop zinger bombs. Sadly, probably White House approved…and obviously heavily edited for the video.

Much thanks to Michelle Obama’s Mirror’s Blog for putting together the complete set of Ten@Ten with Jay Leno

What are Sasha and Malia dressing up as for Halloween?
The H1N1 virus and Nurse Ratchet

Who disciplines the kids more, you or the President?
To be honest, we’ve both been focusing on Bo lately. He gets all we-weed up just like they do over at FOX. I just hope we can break him of that habit so we won’t have to ban him from the White House too.

Can you name all 6 Brady bunch kids in 10 seconds?
Sure, but did you notice that all of them were white?

What do you whisper to the President after one of his great speeches?
TOTUS did a good job that time, honey.

What’s on your iPod?
Well of course I still have all of Barack’s speeches, as well as all of Ludacris’ wonderful Raps, especially “Obama is Here”

Would the President rather have world peace or the White Sox win the World Series?
Ha, ha ha. You’re kidding right,Jay? “White” Sox? You crack me up.

Have you ever been nervous meeting someone for the first time, if so who? Nervous? No, not really, but Carla Bruni did elicit some other strong emotions.

What’s the President’s most annoying habit?
Well, I don’t really like it when he brings TOTUS into the bedroom. Other than that he’s perfect.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
Standing next to Carla.

How did you celebrate Bo’s (the dog) birthday?
We let him poop on Air Force One.

Unfortunately, Jay also suffered his lowest ratings to date.

Now about that day job…….?

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FLOTUS Fashion Faux Pas? You decide….

I normally leave the lovely, and normally charming, First Ladies out of my fashion screed, but WTF Michelle? You are disembarking AF1 not a Delta Regional Commuter. Hello, paparazzi alert ! Maybe I wouldn’t be so catty if the media hadn’t annointed you the next Jackie of Fashion Trends, so I’m sure they’ll miss this one. By the way, Malia looks great in her age appropriate tween style…..listen to her instead of your slobbering media lapdogs!

First lady Michelle Obama walks down the stairs of Air Force One with her daughter Malia Obama, 11, Sunday, Aug. 16, 2009 at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix. The Obama's were returning from a trip to the Grand Canyon.

First lady Michelle Obama walks down the stairs of Air Force One with her daughter Malia Obama, 11, Sunday, Aug. 16, 2009 at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix. The Obama's were returning from a trip to the Grand Canyon.

Let’s not forget those fine “journalists” Tina Brown and Andrea Mitchell can imply Hillary’s “bad hair day” or “doesn’t have time to get to the gym (cattyspeak for: she’s getting fat!)”. Ok ladies, have at it….Mrs. Obama’s having a bad hair day and needs to get to the gym! Yeh, riiiiiight.

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